Okay, Who Invited The Trailer Trash?

It’s been ten years to the day since my ex walked into our house, told me he was leaving, clarified that he was leaving with my friend, and then turned around and walked out.  How do I know this?  Because here’s the heartwarming text I got today:

“B______, it seems a good day

for me to sincerely apologize

to you for my part in what

happened to you ten years

ago today.  I acknowledge

that I am partially responsible

for the mess your kids are in

and fully understand the pain

and anger you must have felt.

For that I am truly sorry.

Anj”

I suppose she could have taken the level of her “sincerely” lame, texted apology down one more notch and broken it up into a few tweets:

@heybeergut it seems a good day for me to sincerely apologize to you for my part in what happened to you ten years ago today #ifuckedyouyourkidsandyourhusband

@heybeergut I acknowledge that I am partially responsible for the mess your kids are in #icanthandlethemhavingarelationshipwiththeirfather #insecure

@heybeergut and fully understand the pain and anger you must’ve felt #actuallyidonthaveareferenceforthis #butasafriendifeltyoudeservedit

@heybeergut for that I am truly sorry #andijustbrokefivethousandtweetsandhavefournewfollowers #word #<3

@heybeergut Anj #onecrazymotherfucker

Seems a bit more accurate.

 

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14 thoughts on “Okay, Who Invited The Trailer Trash?

  1. I don’t even know what to say! Who does something like that? A texted apology? And a very generalized one at that. That’s nothing but an ego salve to be able to say “I’m a good person. I apologized. I wasn’t trying to hurt anyone.” I don’t blame you for how you feel. And I loved your Twitter remix. Funny!

  2. She sent it on the anniversary…ten years later? Bitch. I would have felt like she was rubbing it in. Who needs that crap? Your twatter (I mean twitter) version is much more like it. Was there a spontaneous thunderstorm in your area yesterday? Sounds like there should have been a lightening strike near her.

  3. Wow! Love your tweets, but hate what they did to you! I’m sure you could think of a witty retort for her text — I can think of a few, but nothing that I should write here! 🙂
    Thank you for visiting/following my blog — and sorry for what you’ve been through!

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