Welcome to the Cougar Den
Wondering if you belong? Yep, ya do.
Are you female, 40+, wondering how you are both seen and not seen in today’s society at large and within your own intimate relationships?
Are you female, 20 something, wondering why cougars hate your sweet, firm little boobs and asses while you stand on the street corner waiting for the light to change, doing nothing but being 20 something, (and getting all the attention)?
Are you male, 20 something, wondering what getting with a cougar is like and how you’re gonna get some without ever letting your friends find out you banged Mrs Robinson?
Are you male, 40+, looking through the cougar to the firm 20+ ass, calculating how you’re gonna rub your swollen beer gut up against her, and turn her on like she’s never been turned on before?
We’ve got all your answers here, and questions you probably never thought of (especially if you are 20 something, or male). We are here to figure it all out by giving you the information you need to know, delivered through the lens of mature women LIVING THE DREAM of being a middle aged female in our oh-so-forgiving society.
Love it!
FInally … a blog based on the best of the best reality. Too cool, and funny!
Thanks for swinging past my blog. I can see I’m going to enjoy reading yours. Life’s a trip ain’t it? I’ve decided to be 40 something and highly visible with the 20 years olds envying me. Boobs and wisdom, what a heady combination!
Den Mother,
Because I’m here for the first time, I think, but I’m senile, so I could easily be wrong, and if I am, there’s no one else to blame but you as you have invited me here, I’d like to share something with you: I was that young twenty something way back that had only eyes for cougars. Yes, that was me. Now, I’m older, and this is where the story ends.
Le Clown
Le Clown,
I would like to make it this blog’s mission in life to reignite your passion for cougars and suggest that older and senile could still be a turn on for some cougars if you have lots of money. Please make lots of money and keep reading. There’s always room in the den for a man with makeup. Au contraire my dear Le Clown, this is where the story begins.
Very cool! 🙂
Thank you, TK.
I’m 50+ ,male, and the invisibility is palpable. One day you go to work, and there are no smiles. Never expected that.
Hmm. I really had no idea this was also the male experience. It feels like there are more positive representations of visible older men than women, that it is much easier to “age” as a man and retain your desirability or relevance. Good to know men can relate. Maybe it is time to embrace your “mantherhood” as we embrace the cougar? 😉
thanks Helen, I have taken it to hand ( just kidding )
I think I was supposed to tell you I nominated you for a Liebster Award. But don’t feel you have to go through all the craziness. Just enjoy the tickertape parade.
Nominated us for a Liebster Award? Well if the award category has anything to do with Brad Pitt’s Penis, I think we have it in the bag. Thank you, now I will attempt to find out what it is exactly 🙂
If you follow my link, it’ll fill you in. All very arbitrary, though, so feel free to “make it your own,” as it were.
“Bag.”
Okay, will do- thanks, and yes, I said penis and bag in the same sentence
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What about a 40-something male who prefers his 40-something spouse to anyone else of any age? Is this site for me too? ‘Cause I’ll go if it isn’t. I don’t want any trouble.
Most definitely this site is for you writer fellow, you have set the bar high for the male species and we welcome that at the Cougar Den. You will get no trouble from us- thanks for dropping by,
Helen
Huzzah! Than I shall follow you.
That is “Then.” Damn.
Ah heck, didn’t see your previous nomination but here ya go again! You’ve been nominated for a Liebster Award; check it out: http://mancakestheblog.wordpress.com/2013/03/16/liebster-fever/
Just saw this, Mancakes. Thanks, sister!!
Helen & Denmother
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I know exactly how it feels not to be seen and even if they can see you, they are too afraid to go near you – welcome to my world, Asian single mother living in Malaysia. It;s equivalent to being a ghost. Love this site! Makes my “ghostly blues” go away 🙂
Hey Shirley,
Thanks for the awesome comment. Guys are simply missing out!
Well, it is a real stigma in Asia – dating or being with someone else’s ex-wife plus with a kid in tow. They don’t like “recycling” wives, if you know what I mean. Love your blog.
I hope God won’t strike me down for peeping into the Den. I’m here to learn about writing. Do I count?
Seekers are always welcome in the Den. Happy to have you join us!
Denmother and Helen
Although the bod is 66 today, I feel like a 20-something and can still remember being one and servicing (written advisedly) cougar=aged women back in my day. I will testify that a brain above the neckline usually adds to the pleasure of what works from there on down. Those “little girls” of college-age were starters, but real satisfaction comes from the Cougars. Even Jagger & company most likely found that out, too, after they put on a few years after “Satisfaction.”
Ronald,
Happy birthday, and way to give props to the cougar ladies. We like you.
Denmother and Helen
And Ah!!! I find this so interesting 🙂
Excellent! Hope you have some fun with us.
I have received a bouquet (award), and since I totally enjoy your posts, I am in turn recognizing what you give me and want to share you with my readers. So I am officially offering you my bouquet, which can be found at http://tkmorin.wordpress.com/awards/
Thanks, TK! The eighth thing I learned about you is that you’re female! I don’t know why I presumed otherwise. Big YAY to the woman with the history book:-)
Heehee … I’m always surprised when someone will write me calling me dude, or write of me in their post and mentioned the new guy who writes about history … 🙂 I love it!
Ha, the thought of resting my beergut on some 20 something’s tramp stamp and even pretending I could satisfy her is making me spit my beer out all over my toddler. I’m pretty happy with my late 30’s wife, so if your blog can help me keep/love/sex her better, I’m game!
Oh, a realist. Welcome!
Thank you for this in the blogoshere! I am 46 – and often feel the 40’s for women is ‘forgotten’ especially when I go to buy clothes. I am not a soccer mom, a PTA mom, or a nurse. Thus…I inappropriately shop in the ‘teen’ section where all the COLOR and LIFE lives. Needless to say, I keep my jeans and t-shirts and eventually hit up the Goodwill. Rock on sister.
Clothes shopping? Welcome to our shared hell!
*bowingdowninshame*
Hi denmother,
I have nominated you for a “very inspiring blogger” award. Please check it out.
I am none of those stereotypes above. I just like to drink beer! Although, I guess my mind has the maturity of a 25-30 year old. Does that count? …my body wants to be the same…
Hey 3D,
Everything counts in the Den!